5 things I learned from Twitter (in less than a week)

Recently I decided to give Twitter a chance. Facebook is becoming too complex for me and I thought that was 140 characters or less straight the ideal amount of interaction I was looking for foreigners line. So I joined. And like most things in life was education. Even after just one week, I learned a lot. I would like to share my wisdom with you all again.

1. Paris Hilton is her own biggest fan
There are dozens of pages devoted to Paris Hilton Twitter and they all have one thing in common: Paris is the result all of them. I think being a sex symbol of world-class mega-TV star and heiress to a billion just is not always enough, some days you have to read the tweets about you wrote by strangers who know nothing about who you really feel alive.

2. Commander Data is now a sex symbol.
The data Android was probably the least sexy person in Star Trek: The Next
Generation. Or maybe it was sexy and I missed it because I was too busy fantasizing Counselor Troi "Inside my head. Anyway Brent Spiner, the actor playing data, is now on Twitter and eventually dilithium crystals become a whole man ladies. It is actually a velvet jacket and holding a martini sports in their profile picture and, judging by the responses of your tweets found that women are loving it. This just goes to show that you can not judge a book by its cover or a robot with an organic mixed leatherette radioactivity of atomization.

3. Shaq is actually a rather fun.
Shaquille O'Neal is one of those guys who always assumes no sense of humor. Perhaps their size, may be the way they used to break plates like notebook paper, or perhaps the grim and derogatory comments he has been known to shoot the journalists who ask stupid questions. Anyway anyway, I know I never thought of Shaq as a class clown material. But follow on Twitter was a real laugh riot. It's always fun tweets list off the wall, which lead me to believe he could have a career in comedy, when the body finally get a Hack-a-Shaq too.

4. Miley Cyrus is probably the person most boring life.
If you like Hannah Montana or not you has to admit that millions of children watching the show and is a good way to spend half an hour when you expect your Hamburger Helper to cool. Or maybe just me. But after Miley taking a few days recent years, I realized that while it may be an actress, when the device off and the script is running on that has nothing to say. I expected a very tweets raised in Hollywood and that whole lifestyle, instead tweets in piano lessons from his father, and tea every night sessions. Follow if you suffer from insomnia.

5. Webcam Girls are everywhere
No matter where you go to the Internet webcam girls are already there and waiting now follow a friend or register for an account. I looked at my page and saw I was 5 followers in about 20 minutes to get on my Twitter and I naively excited. I maybe people were finally beginning to recognize my name online. Of course, I was wrong. Was slightly more girls in the mid-hot moral, down stay at home and try to rope solo guys pay $ 15.99 a month to view the shower and Trigonometry homework. Believe me before I get desperate I re-read Miley Cyrus tweets ...

In conclusion, if you have not tried it on Twitter, I highly recommend not
immediately. Not because I think it will benefit in any way, but I need more followers. Follow me and I guarantee that many tweets to catapult to success, fame and fortune incalculable. Or at least, a guarantee student when you start a fan page About me ...

About the Author

Timothy J. Ward currently lives and writes in Gainesville, FL. Click here to follow him on Twitter http://twitter.com/mrtimothyjward

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